Sorry For Having Great Tits Funny Candle

• THE TOTAL PACKAGE GIFT: Some people are just born lucky, and this candle is for them. It’s a hilarious way to celebrate a bestie who has the looks, the brains, and the personality to match. Perfect for birthdays, Galentine's, or just because she's iconic.

• 100 HOURS OF MAIN CHARACTER ENERGY: A personality this big needs a candle that can keep up. Our massive 16.5oz mason jar candles offer an 80–100 hour burn time, lasting through every night out and self-care Sunday.

• FARM-POURED PERFECTION: Hand-poured on our family farm in Lebanon, Missouri, using 100% natural soy wax. It provides a clean, non-toxic burn that’s as high-quality as the person you're gifting it to.

• SCENTS AS BOLD AS YOU ARE: From the "I’ve Arrived" tropical notes of Butt Naked to the sophisticated, "Elite Tier" blend of Sandalwood & Suede, these fragrances are designed to fill a room and command attention.

• REUSABLE USA-MADE MASON JAR: Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass. Once you’ve burned through 100 hours of being amazing, clean out the jar and reuse it for jewelry, hair ties, or a very large celebratory drink.                             

The "Awesome Personality" Scent Menu

• Butt Naked (The Showstopper): A loud, fruity cocktail of honeydew melon, strawberries, and pears. It smells like a summer vacation and the confidence of someone who knows all eyes are on them.

• Black Raspberry Vanilla (The Crowd Pleaser): Our #1 bestseller. A sweet, luscious blend of ripe berries and creamy vanilla. Just like you, it’s a total favorite that everyone wants to be around.

• Sandalwood & Suede (The Elite Tier): A rich, sophisticated mix of dark chocolate, cedar, and velvet musk. It smells expensive, mysterious, and like you definitely have a "Sugar Daddy" on speed dial.

• Sun Washed Citrus (The Brightest in the Room): Zesty lemon and agave create a crisp, energizing atmosphere. It’s the perfect scent to match a vibrant personality that lights up every room.

• Fresh Linen (The Flawless Reputation): A crisp, clean scent with a powder and musk blend. It smells like fresh laundry and a life that is perfectly put together (or at least looks that way).

• Apples & Bourbon (The Spicy Favorite): Warm orchard apples and smooth bourbon. A strong, inviting fragrance for the woman who is sweet but has a little bit of an edge.

• Fresh Cut Roses (The Classic Beauty): A true, deep rose fragrance. Because when you're this awesome, you deserve to have the house smell like a fresh bouquet 24/7.