Sorry About My Siblings, Love Your Favorite Funny Candle

• THE ULTIMATE FAVORITE CHILD GIFT: Settle the sibling rivalry once and for all! This hilarious candle is the perfect way to remind your parents that while your siblings might be a handful, at least they have you. Ideal for Mother's Day, Father's Day, or birthdays.

• 100 HOURS OF SUPERIORITY: A gift this good shouldn't end quickly. Our massive 16.5oz mason jar candles offer an 80–100 hour burn time, ensuring your parents are reminded of your "favorite" status every time they light it.

• FARM-FRESH & HAND-POURED: Skip the generic store-bought candles. Each one is hand-poured on our family farm in Lebanon, Missouri, using 100% natural soy wax. It’s a clean-burning, high-quality gift that proves you have the best taste in the family.

• SCENTS THEY'LL ACTUALLY ENJOY: Whether they need the "Zen" calm of Sandalwood & Suede to deal with your siblings or the sweet reward of Black Raspberry Vanilla, our premium fragrances fill the room without being overpowering.

• DURABLE & REUSABLE MASON JAR: Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass. Once the 100-hour burn is over, the jar is perfect for storage or a cold drink. It’s the high-quality gift your parents deserve (from the child they like best).

"Favorite Child" Scent Menu

• Black Raspberry Vanilla (The Bestselling Reward) A sweet, luscious blend of sun-ripened berries and creamy vanilla. It’s our #1 scent and the perfect "thank you" for raising the best child in the family.

• Sandalwood & Suede (The Sophisticated Sanctuary) A rich, calming blend of cedarwood, dark chocolate, and velvet musk. Perfect for helping parents relax after dealing with your siblings' drama.

• Sun Washed Citrus (Bright & Energizing) Zesty lemon and blue agave create a crisp, refreshing atmosphere. It’s the "brightest" scent in our collection, much like your standing in the family.

• Apples & Bourbon (The Cozy Classic) A warm, inviting mix of orchard apples, sweet maple, and smooth bourbon. It feels like a celebration in a jar—perfect for any family occasion.

• Fresh Linen (The "Clean Slate" Scent) A light, airy fragrance that smells like fresh laundry and a peaceful home. Ideal for clearing the air and keeping things "no-drama."

• Butt Naked (Tropical Vacation Vibes) A fun, fruity explosion of honeydew melon and strawberries. Because being the favorite child is basically like being on vacation!

• Fresh Cut Roses (The Floral 'I Love You') A true, deep rose scent that captures the essence of a fresh bouquet. A classic, high-end way to show your appreciation.