Please Leave By 9pm Funny Candle

• THE POLITE WAY TO SAY "GTFO": We all have those friends who don't know when the party's over. This "Please Leave By 9pm" candle is the perfect, cheeky way to drop the hint while keeping things lighthearted and hilarious.

• 100 HOURS OF "ME-TIME": Your guests might leave at 9, but this candle will be there for you all night. Our massive 16.5oz mason jar candles offer an 80–100 hour burn time, lasting through countless quiet evenings and Netflix marathons.

• CLEAN BURNING & FARM-POURED: Hand-poured on our family farm in Lebanon, Missouri, using 100% natural soy wax. It provides a non-toxic, soot-free burn that clears out the "party air" and replaces it with premium, farm-fresh fragrance.

• SCENTS FOR EVERY SOCIAL BATTERY: Whether you want to energize the room with Sun Washed Citrus or signal "wind-down time" with the cozy Apples & Bourbon, our scents are strong enough to set the mood—and the curfew.

• REUSABLE USA-MADE MASON JAR: Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass. Once you’ve survived the social hour and burned through the 100 hours of peak sarcasm, clean out the jar and reuse it for storage or a well-deserved "introvert drink."

"Please Leave By 9pm" Scent Menu

• Fresh Linen (The "Party's Over" Scent): A crisp, clean blend of powder and musk. It smells like a fresh start and a quiet house—the literal scent of guests having already left and you finally getting to relax.

• Apples & Bourbon (The "Wind Down" Choice): Warm orchard apples and smooth bourbon. This strong, inviting fragrance feels like a cozy hug—perfect for when you finally have the living room to yourself.

• Sun Washed Citrus (The "Clean Exit" Vibe): Zesty lemon and agave create a crisp, energizing atmosphere. It’s the perfect scent to light right at 8:45 PM to signal a "refreshing" end to the evening.

• Black Raspberry Vanilla (The Sweetest Solitude): Our #1 bestseller. A luscious blend of ripe berries and creamy vanilla. A sweet reward for successfully navigating a social event.

• Sandalwood & Suede (The Moody Sanctuary): A rich, earthy mix of dark chocolate, cedar, and velvet musk. It creates a high-end, calming vibe for the deep relaxation that starts exactly at 9:01 PM.

• Butt Naked (The "Vacation from People" Scent): A fun, fruity explosion of melon, pear, and strawberry. For those who are "introverting" so hard they’ve mentally checked out to a tropical island.

• Fresh Cut Roses (Ironic Hospitality): A true, deep rose fragrance. It’s a beautiful, high-end floral that says "I love you... but I love my bedtime more."