Having Me As A Daughter Is Really The Only Gift You Need Funny Candle

Having Me As A Daughter Is Really The Only Gift You Need Funny Candle

Apples & Bourbon
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Having Me As A Daughter Is Really The Only Gift You Need Funny Candle

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  • THE ULTIMATE "FAVORITE DAUGHTER" GIFT: Why stress over finding the perfect gift when they already have you? This hilarious candle reminds your parents that your existence is the greatest gift of all. It’s a guaranteed laugh for birthdays, holidays, or Mother's Day.

  • 100 HOURS OF "YOU'RE WELCOME": A gift this legendary needs to last. Our extra-large 16.5oz mason jar candles provide an 80–100 hour burn time, filling their home with premium fragrance long after the initial laugh.

  • FARM-POURED SOY QUALITY: Hand-poured on our family farm in Lebanon, Missouri, using 100% natural soy wax. Our candles offer a clean, non-toxic, and soot-free burn, ensuring a high-quality experience that matches your status as the favorite.

     

  • SCENTS FOR THE "LUCKY" PARENT: Whether they need the "Zen" calm of Sandalwood & Suede or the sweet, sun-ripened reward of Black Raspberry Vanilla, our high-fragrance oils are designed to fill a room and melt the stress away.

  • USA MADE & REUSABLE: Our heavy-duty glass mason jars are built for the long haul. Once the 100-hour burn is complete, the jar can be cleaned and reused for storage, flowers, or a cold drink. Proudly made in the USA.

"Only Gift You Need" Scent Menu (Daughter Edition)

  • Black Raspberry Vanilla (The #1 Bestseller) A sweet, luscious reward for all those years of parenting. Sun-ripened berries mixed with creamy vanilla—it's the ultimate crowd-pleaser and our top recommendation for Mom.

  • Fresh Cut Roses (The Floral 'I Love You') A true, deep rose scent that smells exactly like a fresh bouquet. It’s a classic, high-end way to show your love and appreciation for everything they do.

  • Sandalwood & Suede (The Sophisticated Sanctuary) A rich, earthy blend of cedarwood, dark chocolate, and velvet musk. It creates a calming, "expensive-smelling" atmosphere for a peaceful evening.

  • Sun Washed Citrus (Bright & Energizing) Zesty lemon and blue agave create a crisp, refreshing scent that brightens the mood and keeps the house feeling energized and "drama-free."

  • Apples & Bourbon (The Cozy Celebration) Warm orchard apples and sweet maple with a smooth bourbon finish. It’s a strong, inviting scent that feels like a cozy kitchen table celebration.

  • Fresh Linen (The "Clean Slate" Scent) A light, airy blend of powder and soft musk. It smells like fresh laundry and a clean, organized home—the perfect backdrop for the "perfect" daughter.

  • Butt Naked (Tropical Vacation Vibes) Because being the favorite child is basically like being on a permanent tropical vacation! A fun, fruity explosion of honeydew melon and strawberries.

Care

To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.

Design

Our dedication to excellence extends beyond materials; it encompasses the artistry and craftsmanship illustrated in every piece we create.

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